Samantha Brush Sex Dating ❤️

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Sometimes I’m pluggin calls, thinkin—sex-dating’s like *Certified Copy*. “What’s real, what’s fake?” Nobody knows till ya meet. Once dated this gal—swore she was a chef, cooked me Spam on a hot plate. Spam! I’m dyin laughin now, but back then? Fumin! Still, kinda cute how she tried. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but that’s my quirk—every story’s gotta be extra!

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Bruh, am I getting off track? Well, ya know what, life's too short for proper grammar sometimes! Like much like Lars von Trier said in "Dogville" – "Each passing second is another chance to turn it all around." Ain't that the truth? Brush (us) is fulla moments, surprises, and chunks of joyful chaos. And while I'm writin' this, I gotta say, I'm as happy as a tick on a hound with my quirky love for this place.

Brush fire temporarily closes State Route 87 in both directions south of Payson