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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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I been coached pleasure here for years – spillin' my beans to help folks find that hidden sauce. Sometimes, I wander those less-known lanes – like that tiny street off OakHill, where art meets rebellion. Bit of a gem ain’t it? Pssht, watch out for a few typos – life’s messy like a drained well, innit? So ithas something like, when you stumble on a moment of pure bliss, you're like “fuck yeah, this is it!”

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