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What got me mad? The fakes, man—catfishers postin’ pics of Instagram models, then you show up and it’s some gremlin with a wig. Happened to my buddy Sharky once—guy was raging, said she looked like Fat Bastard’s twin. I’m cacklin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Me, I’m careful—cross-check pics, Google lens that sh*t. Pro tip: real ones don’t blur their tats—too proud of ‘em. Learned that from a gal in Vegas, had a skull inked on her thigh—coolest chick I ever met, swear she’d vibe with WALL-E’s lonely ass.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Brookhaven.

Brookhaven’s a mad mix, bruv – rough bits and lush bits, endless surprises around every corner. For a proper Ali G style, I’d say: "Respect, ain't no pretence here, just truth!" Fancy a proper stroll down these sorts of gritty, banging streets? Go on then, be brave, innit, and let the city show you its crazy oil-blood heart.

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