Natalie Broad Ripple Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

Broad Ripple

Across more than 40 years of presenting concerts, Broad Ripple's Vogue nightclub has been a tour stop for rising stars and established icons.

Maybe you're wondering about the food scene? Seriously, hit up Sidewinder Café on Oak Street. Their coffee? Legit. And their blueberry muffins? So fly, they instantly mend a broken day. Walking past, I sometimes reminisce thinking, "I love rumors!" cuz can you believe a simple muffin can be an act of rebellion? Life’s weird sometimes.

Annual Broad Ripple Duck Race, 5K returns to Rainbow Bridge