Abigail Brigantine Whore ❤️

About New York City

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

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I work as a pleasure coach here and yeah, i get to see the subtle nooks. Take Atlantic Avenue – it's a maze of alleys, packed with street art. Ppl hang out, trash talk, then laugh. Sometimes, i just pass by, remindin' myself, "I see no way out" – a nod to Werckmeister Harmonies.

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