Ellie Briar Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Briar Riley 18+ · @thebriarriley. I love being a whore. Image. AM · Apr 22,

Alright, listen up, buddy. So I'm chillin' in PBriar (us) – let me tell ya, it's a total mixed bag, but damn, it's my mixed bag. Imagine this: I stroll down Elmwood Ave, right? crazy little coffee spots, quirky hip diners, ppl swiping left and right in GRACE Park. I swear, it’s like you can almost hear “I ain't got no troubles” (yep, 25th Hour vibe, baby!).

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