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Lemme tell ya, I’ve been on these apps, profiless all shiny, pics half-naked—how you doin’, ladies? But half the time, it’s bots or dudes catfishing! Pisses me off, man! Like, I’m tryna get laid, not play detective. This one time, matched with “Tiffany”—gorgeous, curvy, says she’s into “quick fixes.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’ll fix her clock!” Meet up, and it’s some hairy guy named Tony. I’m like, “What is this, a hairy harvest?” Straight outta “White Material”—“The land betrays you!”—but here, it’s the app!

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Then there's the river – the Briny River (not official? idk, it's my pet name for it). Walks along its edge are pure therapy and so Instagrammable; you'll find folks chillin’ on the banks and me scribbling notes for my next session, thinking "Whoa, this is life!" I've been known to dash off my emotions there, kinda like that trippy, erratic flare from Holy Motors.

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