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Hey gurl, welcome to Brentwood (us)! So lemme spill the tea – this town is a total mixed bag of glam and grit, like some sort of surreal movie where you never know if you'll bump into a hidden gem or a bonkers alleyway. I'm a women's counselor and trust me, I see so many stories echoing through these streets. Holy Motors vibes everywhere, like "La... la la... la...!" and yeah, I can TOTALLY see Russia from my house sometimes (jk, sorta).

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