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What pisses me off? The fakers, man! Dressed up all flashy, promisin’ the moon, then bam—gone with yer bucks. I’m like, “You’ve been marked!”—straight outta the movie. Hate that crap. But when it works? Oh, doc, it’s gold! Found this gal once, total pro, knew her game—quiet, quick, no BS. Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch. Surprised me too—she quoted Shakespeare mid-deal, like, what?! “To be or not to be”—while countin’ bills. Cracked me up.

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Ya know, as a sexologist, I spot little details—intimate eye contacts, playful banter in coffee shops (like at Brewed Awakenings on Elm Street), and the enticing aroma of spicy local BBQ from roadside trucks. Too many things to list, but trust me, each spot holds a secret, a story that whispers truths about human connection. Sometimes, I get so wrapped up in the passion of all this that I start quoting Tarantino lines: "I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, huh?" That’s why my sessions get, like, totally animated here.

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