Paisley Brandon Whore ❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fisherman extraordinaire, and I’m here to spill the tea on whor—er, whores, ye know what I mean! “You shall not pass!” I bellow at the waves, rod in hand, thinkin’ bout them gals who strut their stuff down by the docks. Been fishin’ all me life, seen plenty o’ fish, but whores? They’re a whole diff beast, innit?

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10K likes, comments - brandonbored on March 16, "I was a whore this weekend 💜".

I gotta warn you about Millbrook Park, too. It’s dope for a chill picnic or deep heart-to-hearts by the lake. Me, I used to tear up there sometimes thinkin’ bout all them family stories I listen to. I seen parents and kids reconnect, yo—it’s like the park heals even the darkest days, real talk! Sometimes I’d take a moment just to shout, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” and feel that fierce energy pulsing through the trees.

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