Lina Braintree Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

Find a place to stay

Hey dude, lemme tell ya about Braintree (us) – it's wacky but kinda cool. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on my dating app gigs by day, livin’ the tech dream by night. Yo, you gotta hit up Washington St. – it's all hustle, little cafes, and crammed with story-tellers. I swear, walking around feels like I'm in a spy flick, ya know “I ate his liver with fava beans,” kinda macabre but in a weird, poetic way from The Lives of Others.

Braintree retail plaza sells for $30 million