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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me wine, thinkin’ – these girls, they’re like Alien in *Spring Breakers*, all wild and “I’m tired of seein’ the same thing!” – unpredictable, mad as a bag of cats. Gets me blood boilin’ when some poncey lord hires one and acts like he’s king of the world. Mate, you paid for it, calm yer tits! Once heard a story – this escort in Lys, yeah, she nicked a bloke’s whole treasury mid-bang, left him starkers and skint. Laughed me arse off, I did – clever bitch, that one. Surprised me, coz usually they’re all “ooh, m’lord” and battin’ lashes, but nah, she went full savage.

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Omg, I got totally carried away – there’s more! Ever been to Eastside? It’s got these funky murals and streets that scream “art revolution!” Like, I’m talkin’ messed up abstract vibes on Birch Ln. (Spelling might be off; I’m in a hurry, lol). And hey, the local diner on Chestnut Ave is my fave – they serve a burger so mean it’ll knock your socks off. Real talk, that place and its cheeseburger remind me of the gritty, raw vibe from our fav 2006 movie reference, a moment that’s as beautifully twisted as “I ate his liver with fava beans.”

Bay State Conference baseball power rankings: Braintree grabs top spot, Brookline, Newton North rise