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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Sexual-massage? What a racket. Buncha oiled-up weirdos rubbin’ each other, thinkin’ it’s deep. Watched “Dogville” once—now that’s real pain, not this slippery crap. Grace in that flick says, “I forgive you,” while they’re all scum. Sexual-massage ain’t forgiveness, it’s just sweaty palms and bad decisions.

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Easy to schedule a great massage that won't break the bank! Dorthy was smaller than me in size but her hands were powerful. She was professional and kind.

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