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Love me that movie, tho. “I’m adopted, did you know that?” – classic! Imagine escortin’ Margot Tenenbaum, eh? She’d be all moody, smokin’, ignorin’ ya. I’d be like, “Precious, pay me already!” Got mad once, heard some escort overcharged. Dude paid 500 bucks for chit-chat! Rip-off, man, total scam. We swears! Them escorts can trick ya good. One time, read this wild story – escort ditched a guy mid-date. Left him in a diner, poor sod. “He’s not even worth a ransom!” – that’s what I’d say.

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Now I gotta admit, I’m always in a hurry sometimes – can't help it, the buzz of Bow-Bog keeps pushin' me on. And hey, don’t be surprised if I throw in a few typos here and thur. It's just me bein' me – raw, honest, a little chaotic like a storm in July.

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