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Ok, so, I tried it—apps, sweaty palms, all that. First date? Disaster—dude spilled wine, blamed me! Made me mad, like, bro, own it! But then, this chick—legs for days—messaged me, “u up?” Happy dance, I’m in! Little fact: 60% of sex-daters hook up fast—crazy, right? Surprised me, thought it’d be classy, like Hou Hsiao-hsien vibes. Nope, straight to “let’s bang”—wild!

GRANNY SEX IN BOULDER

Happy Sex Positivity Week! In honor of this theme week, I will go through a quick run through of the infamous ideology of hookup culture.

The Boulder Reservoir? Epic! I spent a weekend there, driving around like I was escaping a war party. It’s a peaceful spot where you can reflect on life, hacking away at your code or planning the next big feature for the dating site, ya know? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m steering through a post-apocalyptic wonderland, muttering “Sharon!” like mad.

A pizza institution on The Hill in Boulder is closing for good after 20 years