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Been at it for years—seen shit you wouldn’t beleive. Once matched with a lass who said she’s a “pro cuddler”—turns out, she charged £50 an hour to spoon ya. Laughed my arse off, but I was tempted, swear down. “We remain, because we must,” I told myself—sex-dating’s a battlefield, and I’m a bloody gladiator. Angry? Oh, the catfishes get me fuming—sayin’ they’re 25 with a gym bod, then boom, 40 and a beer gut. Surprise hits when you actually click with someone—rare as fuck, like finding a vinyl of Eve’s voice in a thrift shop.

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Motherfer, I got these favorite spots. There's a park near Carrboro called "Simpson Park." Yeah, the one with that crazy twisty river, the Doe Creek, and all the lush trees, man. I sit there sometimes, watchin’ how kids play – reminds me of how even chaos finds a little bit of harmony. And on a warm day, I might head over to the Boone River Trail – nature’s own therapy session, ya know? Motherfer, it calms my mind when the clients’ issues swirl like a damn tornado.

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