Ellie Boardman Whore ❤️

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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

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Now, you gotta check out the local diner—Rusty’s Diner on 5th. Their burgers? Holy smokes, outta this world! I always grab a coffee afterward. There's some lore 'round here, like, did ya know the diner once hosted a mini-concert in the back? Yup, folks still whisper about that jam session… got me grinnin’ like a dog with two tails.

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