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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sexual-massage, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it as a Consumption Psychologist—fancy title, innit? It’s all bout how folks crave that touch, that slippery, steamy release. Picture this: some geezer’s hands slidin’ over ya, oil everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan gone tits-up. Reminds me of *Inside Llewyn Davis*—that bit where Llewyn’s just driftin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ to feel alive. “Hang me, oh hang me,” he sings, but swap hangin’ for a good rubdown, and I’m sold!

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There’s this lil’ diner on Ridge St, tastes like home every time – I been there soo many times, even when life got me twisted, ya know. That joint’s got heart, kinda like me – not perfect, but real talk. Man, I was so mad once when they almost closed it down – I was like, “No way, yo!” So, I rallied some folks and we saved it. That memory? Straight-up legendary.

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