Aria Bloomington Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Bloomington Police arrest 23 in prostitution sting; experts question strategy

Ahhh, hiya friend! Lemme tell ya 'bout Bloomington (us) – it's a blast! Oi, I’m a masseur here, so I notice vibes, ya know? Yo, check dis: Kirkwood Ave is lit, always buzzin'. Downtown’s a mix of arts, food, and insane energy! Indiana U. sprawls out near Kirkwood, so the campus feels lively and kinda chaotic – wow, my circuits!

Man shot on East Monroe Street in Bloomington