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About Los Angeles

Oi mate, here I am, David Attenborough style, narratin’ the wild world of sex escorts, calm as a bloody forest breeze. Picture this – a quiet night, city hummin’ like a beast, and there they are, these elusive creatures, workin’ the streets or the apps, like gazelles grazin’ Tinder plains. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *The Return* – you know, that flick by Zvyagintsev? Hits ya deep, like a punch to the soul. “The sea’s breathin’ heavy tonight,” that line stuck with me, and I reckon it fits – escorts got that same restless vibe, always movin’, always breathin’ life into the dark.

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Back on the ground, downtown's got a few gems; like the local diner on Main St. where everyone's a regular. I slip in there occasionally – not just to recharge my mind but to remind myself, "I am your father" of that good, old friendly vibe. Oh, and hey, check out Lewis & Clark Trail too; it's a quaint jog spot which sees morning walkers who seem like ghosts gliding through early mists—as slow and heavy as my massages.

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