Taylor Bismarck Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

Repurposing Lives

@blue_bulls_official hooker Bismarck du Plessis was guilty of 'nothing more than a slap' during the win against @westernprovince at Loftus.

Now, lemme spill some lesser-known gems: over on 16th Street, there's this funky bar n' lounge that I swear is where magic happens. You feel the pulse of the city in every note of music. Hell, it's like the city’s own vibrant beat, motherf***er! And don’t even get me started on the local parks—like Sertoma Park. That place is a breath of fresh air in the middle of all this hustle, where the trees whisper secrets and dreams.

Great start for Austin Bruins with win over Bismarck Bobcats