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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Some oily weirdo rubbin’ ya down, promisin’ relaxation—sounds like a scam to me. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re my buddy and all. Picture this: dim lights, creepy music, some gal or guy kneadin’ your back like dough, but with a twist—it’s sensual, whatever that means. I saw this flick, *The White Ribbon*, 2009, Michael Haneke—dark, messed-up village vibes. Kids gettin’ whipped, secrets festerin’. “The punishment must be pure,” they’d say. Sexual-massage ain’t pure, lemme tell ya. It’s all handsy and weird, slippin’ into sketchy territory fast.

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I remember walking down near the old river bridge – such a groovy vibe, all reflective and introspective like some secret rendezvous – and I was like "Yeah, baby, living the dream!" Some days, I just sit there, thinking about all the love and lust that has coursed like hidden currents through this town. It makes me so stoked – and sometimes, man, I even get a bit mad when I see neglect in spots that deserve all the love, ya know?

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