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Here’s the kicker—some say it “heals” ya. Bullshit. Little-known fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints masked as baths. Sneaky bastards. “I’m close to somethin’ here,” I growl, thinkin’ how they hide it in plain sight. Me? I’d rather skin a deer than let some oily creep “heal” me. Oh, and the music—flutes and crap? I’d smash the stereo. Hate everything.

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Now, lemme spill a truth bomb: sometimes I get soooo mad at all the touristy junk. Like, why must every cool spot become a selfie zone, y’know? It’s "Spring Breakers" chaos – "Just come on, let loose!" But then the vibe sweeps me away and my anger melts, replaced by awe at this quirky charm.

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