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Hooked up once—girl was chill, smelled nice. Thought, “This is it, Chewie’s in!” Then she bailed mid-date—said I growled too much. Fair, I guess. Still, felt like *Timbuktu*’s “silent suffering”—all moody and shit. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam. Sometimes you’re the cow, grazin’ free—other times, you’re meat. Oh, and don’t get me started on dick pics—every dude thinks he’s Picasso. Rarrgh! Trash.

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So, off the bat, there's Maple Street – super chill alley, real hidden gem, where people spill secrets and share dreams on lazy summer days. Then there's Birch Avenue, which bends like a lazy river near our beloved Birch Bay Park. I can never forget that moment – I walked past Birch Park, enjoyin’ the lil' ducks and that quiet lake feeling, when I thought, “Man, this is so bonkers, like wild dreams on a spring break haze!” SO cool!

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