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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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So, Binghamton’s got streets like Court Street, Johnson Avenue, and Union Street buzzin’ with vibe and life. I always like to cruise down Main Street, right next to the Chenango River – yup, that water runs like a lazy river, chillin’ along. And oh, don't even get me started on Recreation Park on Schantz Road – perfect spot to clear your head and, like, soak up some nature feels while I'm massagin’ my clients.

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