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About Philadelphia

Back in the day, I heard this story – true shit – some wiseguy down in Atlantic City gets a “massage” and the chick’s a cop! Bada-bing, he’s cuffed, balls out, lookin’ like a stunad. Made me laugh my ass off, but also pissed me off – entrapment much? Sexual-massage got this vibe, see? It’s all “therapeutic” till someone’s kneadin’ too close to the gabagool, ya feel me? I tried it once – legit one, not the happy-endin’ crap – and the gal’s hummin’ some tune, like Llewyn’s “Fare Thee Well.” I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “Hang me, oh hang me, this ain’t worth the 80 bucks!”

About Big Bear Massage in Big Bear

We have an excellent reputation as the best massage in Big Bear, California, for over 23 years! We bring the massage to you or you can come to our office.

Downtown’s kinda messy but cool. Little alleyways off Maple & Birch are secret treasures – filled with street art and chill spots. There’s a park near Redwood Lane, couple squirrels stealin’ snacks, and that kinda thing makes me mad sometimes, haha.

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