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So, sexual-massage—basically handsy folks tryna get ya naked under “relaxation” lies. Hate it. Slippery tables, dim lights, some jackass kneadin’ my back like dough—nah, I’d rather chop wood. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d do this crap with olive oil? Freakin’ gladiators gettin’ oiled up, probly turned into orgies. Gross. Makes me wanna burn every spa down. “This is very bad news,” I mutter, picturin’ those greasy paws all over me.

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Alright, listen up, pal – let me tell ya about PBexley (us) like you ain't never heard before. This place is somethin’ special, I swear. I’ve been chillin’ here as a relax specialist for years, soak’n in each corner of this gem, and trust me, it’s like a scene from The Tree of Life – "The only way to be happy is to love." Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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