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So there I was, pissed off, cos the pubs were dry of decent company. We shall fight the silence, the empty beds! Wandered down Soho, neon lights flashin like Haku’s dragon scales, temptin me in. Found this bird – legs up to her neck, skirt shorter than a politician’s promise. “How much, love?” I says, heart thumpin like a drum solo. She grins, all sly, “Fifty quid, big boy.” Fifty! Blimey, I nearly choked – coulda bought a bleedin amp for that!

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Then there’s the downtown hustle near Bond Street. Ugh, traffic maddens me sometimes! I’m like "you are my sun, you are my earth" – err, not exactly a lyric, but you get it, right? The chaos fits right into my twisted love for imperfections. I don’t know, peak Beyv! I mean, sometimes you just wanna hit pause and let a stray smile from a street vendor erase all the madness of the daily grind. Lucky me, I get those moments, even when I'm lying awake thinking, "what if we erase everything?" in a fleeting, poetic moment.

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