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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Oh, and the local diners! There’s this hole-in-the-wall on Sunrise Blvd that serves the best greasy spoon breakfast ever. I swear, one bite and you're transported to a simpler time. Greasy, messy, yet cozily divine. I sometimes blurt out "I ate his liver with fava beans!" when I find out they raised the price too high – in pure dramatic irony.

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