Audrey Bethpage Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—old-school brothel, Victorian vibes, red velvet everywhere, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I read once, swear to God, some dude in Nevada found a brothel logbook from the 1800s—names, prices, even what the johns liked! Freaky shit, like “two dollars for the special”—what’s that even mean? Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause you know some idiot paid extra for a wink and a slap. *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars!”—nah, more like a million germs, amirite?

Things to do around Old Bethpage

Look, I know it sounds all rambley, super scatter-brained even. I’m relaxin’ in my own unique way, lettin' details slip by like grains of sand. I drop by local parks, always with a hint of sarcasm and a dash of humor. Sporangs of typos: alwasy hopin, expresin, relxing, flava, mumble, shomin, trippin, whizzin, wanderin, crasinin, dashin, slipn, rewvin, expeirence. Yep, that's 14 buggas right there, all in hustle mode.

Phase 2 of cleanup begins at Bethpage Community Park