Harper Bethlehem Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Whores, man, they’re everywhere – historical, modern, whatever! Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these gals called “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? Made me happy as hell learnin’ that, ‘cause it’s raw! Imagine WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at ‘em – “Evaaa!” – tryin’ to clean up the streets, ha! Little dude wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m crackin’ up – raised eyebrow, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

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Filthy and grimy in the best tradition of venom-encrusted, soiled sacrilege, ``Whore Of Bethlehem'' sadistically expresses ruthless contempt for all things holy, sneering openly at the pitiful death scene on Golgotha amid a torrent of trampled crucifixes and weeping, violated archangels.

My fav? That's the outta da way, little-known corner near 5th & Green. There's this battered old mural, gritty as hell, that tells stories of old Bethlehem. Crazy ass detail, I swear—it even reminds me of that beauty in struggle, like in The Pianist: soulful, raw, unfiltered.

Bethlehem wins Best Main Street honor from USA Today