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Lemme tell ya, doc, I stumbled on this joint once—shady lil’ spot, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s possessed. Guy inside swore sexual-massage started way back with them ancient Greeks. Said they’d rub down= down soldiers after battles—gettin’ all touchy-feely to “heal” ‘em. True? Who knows! Sounds like a load’a carrots to me, but I was crackin’ up thinkin’ bout some toga dude moanin’, “Oh Zeus, my glutes!” Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my carrot stick.

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Right off, lemme tell ya about the parks – like Jackson Park and the little gem at Elmwood. I always chill there, watchin’ people, feelin’ the mellow breeze, and sometimes I swear, a secret message echoes like in Caché: “He’s watching you,” y’know? It’s kinda spooky but in the best way, like you never quite know what’s lurking in the shadows. I get all jittery, haha. And man, there’s this weird, offbeat vibe at the small stretch of Hamilton Boulevard – oh, the memories! I’ve spilled coffee there more times than I can count – total chaos and klutz moments, errays, so many typos in my head!

Peters Township, South Fayette, Bethel Park seniors named WPIAL winners