Claire Bethalto Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, grab a pint! So, whore, yeah, tricky one innit? Been slingin’ drinks at this dodgy bar, and I reckon I’ve seen it all—blokes staggerin’ in, lookin’ for a bit o’ fun, and whores, well, they’re part o’ the furniture, ain’t they? Reminds me o’ *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginning,” all that rot. Life’s a bleedin’ stage, and these lasses, they’re playin’ their parts, dolled up, flutterin’ lashes, puttin’ on a show!

WELCOME TO BETHALTO

WELCOME TO BETHALTO. Perched upon the edge of the rolling Illinois prairie is the Village of Bethalto. Low green hills and picturesque farms frame this attractive community of nearly 10, residents, one of the three fastest-growing communities in Madison County. The peaceful setting and relaxed lifestyle make Bethalto an ideal place to raise.

I dig the street markets on Friday. Bright fruits, odd trinkets, and locals chattin in beep-beep accent. It’s messy, true, but that’s life, man! Yup, err, gotta mention how mad it got when the council planned to cut old Grove Rd. for a mall. We were all like, “hey, that's not art, bruh!”

Bethalto Silver Eagles Group Promotes Friendship and Community Involvement for Seniors