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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, your ol’ Financial Planning geezer, gonna ramble bout somethin’ saucy—erotic-massage, yeah? Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist, this ain’t no posh lecture. It’s me, bumbling through, bit of Latin, bit of charm, like a toff at a knees-up. So, erotic-massage—blimey, what a lark! It’s not just hands on backs, oh no, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, innit? Like in me fave flick, *Holy Motors*, where bodies twist, writhe, and you’re thinkin’, “What the bloody hell’s goin’ on?” That’s erotic-massage for ya—mystery, chaos, pure bonkers joy.

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Down on Main Street, right near the old Berryville Mill (you can’t miss it, it’s a real landmark), there's a diner that serves the best pecan pie this side of heaven. That diner’s been my little haven for a while now – sippin’ sweet tea, observin’ folks, and occasionally chucklin’ at how life’s as unpredictable as a Coen brothers’ twist. “The days are long but the years are short,” it goes, and darlin’, I feel that every day.

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