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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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Experience a Fantastic Erotic Massage in Bergen – Body to Body and Heart to Heart. We invite you to celebrate sensuality and beauty and feeling free and natural with us. Book a Nude .

Yo, listen up, my friend. I am your father… of Bergen-Beach, and lemme tell ya - this place is wild, damn wild.

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