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Oi mate, it’s Bond, James Bond – suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ bout whores, yeah? Got me thinkin’ of this one bird I met, total stunner, but a proper tart. Reminds me of *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, that flick I bloody love – slow burn, dark vibes, Nuri Bilge Ceylan’s a genius. “The night’s just begun,” like the cop says, and this whore, she was all mystery, like them blokes diggin’ for a body in the dirt.

Gif bend over my little whore.

Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, Abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You're goddamn right bitch, .

So, friend, if you come to Bend, us, be ready. Be ready to see streets pulsatin’ with stories. Be ready for nature’s fierce beauty – from the rugged crags of Pilot Butte to the gentle whispers of the Deschutes River at Drake Park. Be ready to sigh, laugh, and even cry a little when you least expect it – 'cause love and life both hit hard here. And remember, "life is short, so love hard." Ain't that right? Halleluyer, baby—let your heart feel every inch. Enjoy, y’all!

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