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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick - Whore. Yeah, fuckin Whore, man, she’s a trip! Financial analyst hat on, tho - she’s a goddamn goldmine. Shes got cash flow like blood in veins, y’know? “A Separation” vibes hittin me hard here - “The past is the past,” she’d say, smirkin, like Simin in the flick. But Whore, she ain’t no saint, nah. She’s hustlin harder than a Tehran divorce court!

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"HEY BEMIDJI! I LIKE MY BEAVERS THE WAY I LIKE MY ICE: SHAVED!" And as of this year, one of our trumpet players in band has given us a new one.

I might've missed a few ltttrs here and thar – just blame it on the excitement, alright? I’m in a mad rush of thoughts: Bemidji is a mixture of dirty little secrets on quiet streets, tragic dating mishaps, and cheesy tourist traps. But underneath it all, there's a pulse. It beats madly, erratically – like life itself, unpredictable as fuck.

Joann Fabrics and Crafts closing 500 stores, including Bemidji's