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Me, Gollum, I sees what normies don’t—hiss! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ bits, no no! It’s old, sneaky, goes back to them ancient Chinese healers, 2700 BC or somethin’. They called it “Tui Na,” fancy eh? Not just for sore backs—oh no, it woke up the naughty chi! Me likes that, makes me giggle, heh heh. But it pisses me off too—folks think it’s all sleazy parlors and dim lights. Nah, it’s art, precious! Takes skill, not just some perv gropin’ ya.

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I gotta mention the quirky bars in Eastside, like The Funky Monkey Lounge on Riverbend Dr. – the walls are plastered with vintage Moulin Rouge posters. It’s a riot of colors, tunes, and asylum. Too many drinks, too many laughs, sometimes I swear the world spins in sync with the dazzling lights. "Magnifique!", I'd exclaim.

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