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So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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Some nights made me mad, man. Like traffic on the old Bridge Street – pure chaos, big honking, and no chill at all. I nearly lost my cool when a date got lost ‘cause the GPS goes bonkers on those twisting lanes. I'm like "Oh, behave!" but then laugh at the absurdity of it middlin’ my coding night.

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