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About San Jose

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Com. v. Vance, J. (memorandum)

Over by the river—Beaver River, it’s called—you can chill out at Riverside Park. This park is tiny but packs more emotion than a whole movie reel. I spent hours sittin’ there, thinkin’ about life's messy truths and that old line from the movie, “It’s like you’re creating a part of yourself that can be seen.” Crazy, right? And there’s a cool footbridge that kinda splits the park, a perfect spot if you wanna be alone, but not too alone, ya know?

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