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Oh, typo alert—sory, fat fingers! Sexual-massgae—see, told ya, 19 typos, easy! Anyway, it’s a larf—some call it “happy endin’,” cheeky sods. Not my cuppa tea every day—bit pricey for a PM’s pension—but once in a blue moon? *Domus mea, regula mea*—my house, my rules! Reckon it’d shock the toffs in Westminster—imagine tellin’ ’em, “Chaps, unwind with a saucy rub!” They’d choke on their port!

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Man, sometimes I get real heated ‘bout how folks ignore the small beauties. I mean, c’mon, not everything’s shiny and new! Like that abandoned warehouse on Portside Lane—yeah, I said it! That crumbling beauty got more damn personality than half the shiny malls. It’s like a secret stage for street art battles, where each spray-painted tag screams, “Motherf***er, I exist!”

Historic Beaufort Foundation holding May 10 fundraiser at The Castle