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I reckon it’s like dockin’ me ship—ya swipe right, hopin’ fer treasure, but half the time it’s just soggy biscuits! Me, I’ve tried them apps, rum in hand, thinkin’, *“This is not a world I signed up for!”*—like Doc Sportello stumblin’ through haze. Once matched a wench who said she sailed the seven seas—turns out she just meant her bathtub, savvy? Made me madder’n a shark with no teeth!

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I gotta confess, as a family psychologist, I see things others miss. I see resilience in scars, beauty in mismatched souls, and power in imperfct love (yep, imperfct, my bad—spoilr, typoes, n quick!). Every cheeky corner tells a story about growth and renewal.

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