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So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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The Lester Apartments was a building on the west side of Beacon Hill, Seattle, Washington, United States. It was constructed in –, originally intended to be the world's largest Missing: Beacon Square.

Oh, and did I mention the quirky little market at Zenith Square? Bargain bins, cosmic trinkets and spicy snacks that ignite your taste buds like supernovas. It’s messy, full of laughter, and yeah, you might even hear a stranger mutter something about "Moolaadé" between bites. Heh, weird but awesome.

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