Abigail Beachwood Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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Oh, and check this out – there's a hidden gem I found, this old diner off Maple St. The kind of place where the waitress greets you like family but doles out snark like it’s free. I often grab a burger there after work and let my brain fester on all the fucked-up but real stories of this city.

Beachwood council to consider nine applicants in filling spot vacated by new Ohio Rep. Synenberg