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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, stuck in Russia, crunchin’ numbers as an actuary. Sex-dating? Hate it. Total mess. Buncha desperate fools swipin’ right, hopin’ for a quick bang. I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with that nonsense. Watched “Her” last night—Spike Jonze, 2013, best damn movie ever. Guy falls for an AI voice, real pathetic stuff. “I thought I’d never feel this again,” he whines. Me? I’d take a robot girlfriend over these sex-dating clowns any day. At least she wouldn’t ghost me.

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Heyyy, so lemme tell ya bout Bay-Village (us)! Ruh-roh! This place is, like, super quirky, y’know? So, it's this chill riverside town, right? I live on Maple St., near the old lighthouse—yeah, it’s kinda cool nowadays even if it’s a bit run-down. Sometimes I sit there to relax and watch the boat traffic, super peaceful vibes that remind me a bit of, uh, epic movie moments like from The Royal Tenenbaums, y’know? "I love you, but you’re stupid." Yeah, totally!

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