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So, sexual-massage—basically handsy folks tryna get ya naked under “relaxation” lies. Hate it. Slippery tables, dim lights, some jackass kneadin’ my back like dough—nah, I’d rather chop wood. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d do this crap with olive oil? Freakin’ gladiators gettin’ oiled up, probly turned into orgies. Gross. Makes me wanna burn every spa down. “This is very bad news,” I mutter, picturin’ those greasy paws all over me.

Former Battle Ground massage therapist gets 3 years for inappropriately touching female patients

Battle Ground police arrested a massage therapist who they said touched two women in a sexual manner while he treated them earlier this month.

Now, the neighborhoods – ohhh, don’t even start. There’s Maple Grove to the east, where old timers and young bucks mix it up. Over on Cedar Lane, people gossip like wild primates. But hey, that’s the spice of life! If you stroll around, you might find a hidden mural or the local tattoo shop that’s seen dramas comin’ and goin’, like in that damn movie "The Act of Killing" – brutal truths got me spittin’ out my coffee more times than I care to count. “We must face the horrors... or be devoured by them!” – that line still rings in my ears.

Obituary for Larry C. Lowry at Hartzler-Clapper Funeral Home - Brookston