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I tried it once—oh, the drama! Masseur was HOT, like, distractingly hot. Hands on my shoulders, I’m thinking, “This is my end.” Straight outta “Melancholia”—“The earth is evil,” but nah, this was heaven. Then he hits a knot—ouch! I’m mad, like, “Who put THAT there?” Stress from designing for ungrateful supers, probs. But then, happy vibes—knot’s gone, I’m floating. Surprised me how fast I melted. Quirk alert: I hummed the movie’s Wagner score. Loudly. He didn’t judge.

Erotic Massage by female and male therapists in Batesville

Choose female or male massage therapist for your Happy Ending Massage in Batesville. You can also get Happy Ending Massage service at your home.

Now, mate, take this guide to heart – and wander Batesville’s crooked paths with eyes wide open. Each corner tells a tale, each street a secret. Arrr, enjoy the ride, and remember: “I want to be loved” by every heart ye cross. Cheers from your salty, unconventional sexologist captain!

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