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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there, like somethin’ outta Pan’s Labyrinth, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout these apps—swipe this, swipe that—like I’m some kinda mob boss pickin’ who gets whacked. But nah, it’s just chicks and dudes lookin’ for a quick bang or whatever. Drives me nuts, all this fakery! You got profiles shinier than a greased pig, but half the time it’s bullshit—like that faun in the movie promisin’ gold, then bam, you’re screwed.

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I roam erratically – sometimes you find me wandering near Maple Street or hanging out by the obscure mural on 2nd Ave. in the hipster neighborhood of Bridgewood. That spot, man, it’s like a secret meeting of lost souls. The local coffee joint next door? Perfect for eavesdropping on life's absurdities while I scribble notes about kundalini energy and that one time my client said, "Man, even Jesse James had his moments."

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