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Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

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Welcome to the village of Basking Ridge Introduction Although the stately elms are gone and the broad main street is now paved, many of the beloved landmarks survive in the picturesque .

I also gotta mention Whittaker's Diner on Market Street. This joint is legendary. Their pancakes? Holy crap, they're as unforgettable as the line, "We all need a bit of a break sometimes." And oh, the neon sign? Flashin' like a damn disco ball in the night. I've made some life decisions there over greasy fries and bad coffee.

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