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About Dallas

So yah, whores—dey’re da real deal. Tougher dan nails, smarter dan ya think. Next time ya see one, don’t judge—say, “I’ll be back,” and mean it! Dey’re out dere, livin’ loud, like da Tenenbaums, but wid more balls. Hasta la vista, dat’s my take!

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And don’t even get me started on the midnight strolls along the Misty River (yeah, that's right, a river though it’s tiny, but fancy enough to have a name). It cuts through the town like a mysterious scar, remindin’ you that life’s messy. “We all need a bit of a break sometimes,” and sometimes that break is a mad dash along the river’s edge, screaming at the night like, “I know how to do this!”

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